Of course, when it's not "girls' night out," what is conventionally referred to as a "woman" may not under any circumstances whatsoever wear comfortable underwear. And on any other night, she is strictly prohibited from both "overeating" and laughing uproariously. In fact, she who enjoys such activities as "wearing comfy underwear, overeating, and laughing till it hurts" necessarily devolves from a woman to a kind of girl-woman. Real women, you see, wear tight, skimpy, and impractical lingerie; eat as little as possible; and laugh--but only softly--in order to flatter and flirt with men.
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ReplyDeleteOf course, when it's not "girls' night out," what is conventionally referred to as a "woman" may not under any circumstances whatsoever wear comfortable underwear. And on any other night, she is strictly prohibited from both "overeating" and laughing uproariously. In fact, she who enjoys such activities as "wearing comfy underwear, overeating, and laughing till it hurts" necessarily devolves from a woman to a kind of girl-woman. Real women, you see, wear tight, skimpy, and impractical lingerie; eat as little as possible; and laugh--but only softly--in order to flatter and flirt with men.
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